Monday, July 25, 2016

Convention Schedule

"Veterans for Hillary Rally" is conspicuously missing....

And don't tell me Sandra Fluke isn't speaking!  Does this mean Hillary will require loose girls to continue to buy their birth control for another four years?

Democratic National Convention Schedule

Monday, July 25, 2016
11:15 AM
Free lunch, medical marijuana, and Bus ride to the Convention
Forms distributed for Food Stamp enrollment.

1:30 PM
Group Voter Registration for Illegal Immigrants.

3:15 PM
Address on "Being the Real You" Rachel Dolezal, former Head of the Seattle NAACP

4:30 PM
"How to Bank $200 Million as a Public Servant and claim to be broke" Hillary Clinton

4:45 PM
How to have a successful career without ever having a job, and still avoid paying taxes! A seminar moderated by Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson

5:00 PM
Medal of Freedom presentation to Army deserter Bo Bergdahl for serving with Honor and Distinction, Presented by National Security Advisor Susan Rice

5:30 PM
Invitation-only Autograph Session Souvenir photographs of Hillary and Chelsea dodging Sniper Fire in Bosnia

6:30 PM
General vote on praising Baltimore rioters, and on using the terminology "Alternative
Shoppers" instead of Looters"

7:30 PM
Breakout session with Bill Clinton for Women on avoiding the upcoming draft

8:30 PM
The White House "Semantics Committee" Meeting
General vote on re-branding "Muslim Terrorism" as "Random Acts of Islamic Over-Exuberance"

9:00 PM
"Liberal Bias in Media How we can make it work for you! tutorial sponsored by CBS, NBC, ABC, CNN, PBS, The Washington Post and the New York Times, with Guest Speaker, Brian Williams

9:15 PM
Tribute Film to the Brave Freedom Fighters Still incarcerated at GITMO, Michael Moore

9:45 PM
Personal Finance Seminar - "Businesses Don't Create Jobs", special guest Pocahontas aka Elizabeth Warren

11:00 PM
Short film, "Setting Up Your Own Illegal Email Server While Serving in a Cabinet Post and How to Pretend It's No Big Deal," Hosted by Hillary Clinton

11:30 PM
Official Nomination of Hillary Clinton. 

U/T: FB Comrade Michael

1 comment:

  1. Great stuff Karl... but what time are they booing God? MT